“Go back to set 1”
“Because the Trumpets won’t listen, we are running part 2 all the way through”
“Ok water break over!”
“I’m gonna try to jump over all the clarinets and flutes I can.”
“Did someone step on my instrument?”
“DOES ANYONE HAVE AN EXTRA PLUME?!?”
“MIKE BROKE A CAN OF HAIR SPRAY IN THE TUBA ROOM!!”
“Holy shit the directors pissed!”
“This isn’t your jacket”
“No watch me I can colo-I CAN COLOR GAURD WITH MY BARRY CLARINET WATCH”
“a cheerleader broke a prop holy shit we’re walking on the field right now”
*starts performance* “DRUM MAJORS, IS YOUR BAND READY??”
“No I don’t need to count.”
“Watch me chug this Mountain Dew.”
“Guys…we can’t warm up before halftime because the refs won’t let us.”
“They cut funding again.”
